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| January 14, 2004
, 10:11 AM |
Fake Worlds
There is only one solution....women should be born dumb. I don't say they shouldn't be intelligent (because that is a turn on). What I mean is they shouldn't be able to speak. I have very strong reasons to believe that. Imagine this....you think you had the best sex ever. You pat yourself on the back and congratulate yourself on the new worlds conquered. Perfect harmony in the bed is not impossible you tell yourself. Life is beautiful..........The next day you are told "Y o u k n o w...I fake it sometimes. Almost all women do it you know"....what the fuck(literally) is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The nookies are screwed (literally again) and it is too late to do anything. The best you can do is stare like a particularly large eyed fish opening and closing your mouth as you are completely dumbfounded. What do you say to that?!!! The best you can do is take it stoically and tell yourself "Next time."......But what happens next time? Well....you don't know.
And then you are told performance anxieties are not good. How the hell can a guy not have performance anxieties when he doesn't even know whether he is performing or not. Its an insane scale. Its an insane species men are dealing with. I mean c'mon I'll do anything to get results but integrity of the results should count for something. Why!! Why!!
I am told there is only one method to detect a fake one.....the non-existence of the scarlett flush i.e. the woman's face flushes scarlett/red/pink(depending on the color you are dealing with) when she is in the throes of an orgasm. The only way to know for sure is to keep making quick glances coupled with 'before' and 'after' comparisions in the head while you are in the act. Damn distracting when something else should be taking up your undivided attention. And then you have to contend with all those intefering auditory signals which might or might not have any significance. Women should be born dumb.....when you have no option but to contend with deciept (and I feel strongly on this subject) you should at least have conducive circumstances for achieving results.
How the hell can sleep be so important when the future of the entire male species is at stake!!!!!...and then I hear cribs on how more and more eligible men are taking the other route to homosexuality. You can't burden a species with so much injustice! Something has got to give!!! Mother nature is a bitch but she does what she can to take care of the inhabitants...........and I bet she never faked it.
Guys I need help (Don't get any ideas....and even if you do, use them for stimuli the next time you do it. I have to go it alone). Give me some pointers.
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