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January 31, 2004 , 6:47 PM
I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless.
- George Cestanza

Elaine: You know what your problem is. Your standards are too high.
Seinfeld: I went out with you
Elaine: That is because my standards are too low.
Seinfeld: Aaaaah!

Seinfeld : To a woman sex is like the garbage man. You just take for it granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street an guy in a jumpsuit is going to come along and pick it up. But now...no sex. It's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The side walk is blocked. Nothing is getting through. You are stupid.
Elaine : I don't understand
Seinfeld : Exactly

- "Seinfeld - The Abstinence"

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