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| April 08, 2004
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A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Everytime you come home , he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door, the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, HE'S BACK, IT'S THAT GUY, THAT SAME GUY. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. ANOTHER CAN OF FOOD? I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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Everybody laughs at Jerry here in America.
- Kramer
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"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!" - George
"I'm sure it is." - Jane
"Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage." - George
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"I thought you were happy-go-lucky." - Naomi
"No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky." - Jerry
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That's how I maintain my glow. - Kramer
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I can't hide my pity. - George
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What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later."
- Jerry Seinfeld
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Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women. - George |
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