January 13, 2005

 dewdrop said:

Booyakasha?!?....LOLOLOL! you think ur too cool :-P

January 14, 2005

 A Chrysanthemum by any other name... said:

:)

January 14, 2005

 Rahul said:

Dewdrop : Absolutely.
Percy : :-)

January 16, 2005

 :..M..: said:

LOL! That just got me laughing!

BTW, I absolutely love Asterix comics. Infact, I'm trying to collect them all!

January 17, 2005

 obscured said:

Oh thank you. thank you. thank you. Only people like you understand what unkool poeple like me have to go through. you have helped me more than you know. you are truly my agony aunt. only better because you are helping me with a problem I didn't even tell you about.
In your next write-up can you explain 'sup?
I realised how unkool I must have looked when one of the kool boys in my office said 'sup as he crossed me and I went into this long monologue .... 'the sky is up. but the sky that is up for us is down for people in the US of A. and for people in the US the sky that is up is actually below us.....'. it was then that i realised that he hadn't waited to hear my reply.
pls. agony aunt. help me.

January 17, 2005

 Rahul said:

Dear really kool (in spite of language) obscured child :
SOME KOOL-AID
Thou shall be proclaimed kool when thou doth not wince or seek confirmation(yes being kool is a zen thingie demanding complete acceptance of thy self) at having uttered the following:
'Sup?!
Whassup?!
Yowza!
Wotcherdoon?!
Ahemdoonutthin!
Me kool! Yay!
Sod it!
Add 'fying' to most if not all nouns/verbs to make them 'fying' verbs(ex: karo-karofying,sleep-sleepofying, khao-khaofying, maro-marofying, suno-sunofying etc)
Booyakasha!
…..etc

The following actions although not mandatory shall help you in attaining koolvana
1. You watch bad movies for the sake of making fun of them
2. You are frequently shushed in theatres because you cannot control your laughter at bad Hindi melodrama.
3. You like Seinfeld episodes and Asterix comics.
4. You laugh at Snoop Doggy Dog whenever he comes on screen
5. You can convince most people that Madonna's last name is 'Swaminathan' and not 'Ciccone'
6. You occasionally completely shift language from kool to pure unaccented complex English in a group just to make people feel stupid because they thought you were a pop-culture Neanderthal.
7. You love Rahul Korlipara and think he should get the Nobel prize for existing.
8. You derive great child-like pleasure is PJs like these :
Example 1:
A friend says : Say did you know this...?
You Say : "Did you know this.."
9. You do not have money, a great car, a designer wardrobe, great looks, great body and yet when you walk into the room everybody wants to talk to you (this does not apply to situations where people want to talk to you to tell you things like "your fly is open", "hey there is food stuck in your teeth", “hey your pants falling down yesterday at the coffee shop was really funny” etc).
10. You have made a woman 'meow' in bed(regardless of whether you are male or female) owing to the pleasure you gave her (this is a lifelong ambition of mine…. the comic value is immeasurable)
11. You basically don't care about all this anyway as long as you are having a good time and not doing any long term/short term damage and you are smiling indulgently at this comment.
...for more agony uncle gyan contact rahulkorlipara@gmail.com

January 17, 2005

 Anonymous said:

LOL LOL!
And how unkool are people who do not know the essence and pith of 'Booyakasha', eh? Hmph - education of today.
I'm rollofying here. In addition to obscured's request, I would like to add "'sup yaw". or "'sup daw'".
Respeck.

Non-Sensei

February 18, 2005

 Rahul said:

Am visiting my blog after a long time...or so it seems. I don't this post of mine for some reason.