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May 14, 2005 , 8:22 PM
Captain Haddock , The King of Gaalis

Date : October 30 2001
Conversation between : Me & Balu
Topic of conversation : Age of Empires - "I shall own your ass you miserable worm".
Original Post : Balu's Blog

atheistbishop : toffee-noses I still havent played teh age of emplires
rahulkorlipara : hell don't tell me. why??
rahulkorlipara : Haven't been able to install it ??
atheistbishop : had to rush home to meet my girl friend
rahulkorlipara : aaaaaaaaaah coconuts, miserable earthworms and slubberdegullions!!!! u need to start playing man. I have been craving for some competition
atheistbishop : odd-toed ungulates i will pay tonite and beat the shit out of u in a week
rahulkorlipara : yeah right dream on u vegetarian jellied-eel
rahulkorlipara : Let's have a bet since I kinda specialize in making bets with Guano gathering brutes
atheistbishop : lemme show u what I am made of slave trader
rahulkorlipara : one temptations chocolate says u can't beat me in a week or even a month
rahulkorlipara : wanna take the bet u politicaql fuzyy-wuzzy
rahulkorlipara : ??
atheistbishop : I am fuming over the challenge in front of me u pickled herrings can never beat me ha ha ha ha ha
rahulkorlipara : then take up the bet u duck-billed platypus
atheistbishop : I just did u pithecanthropus
rahulkorlipara : u got it u phylloxera Name the time and place. u've got a week to poslish your miserable moth eating skills
atheistbishop : To have a phot o finish and beat u I need a week u patagonian but to beat the hell out of a gibbering ghost I need a 2 weeks
rahulkorlipara : I mean u will need 'em
rahulkorlipara : u got it u miserable rat eating invertebrate. 2 weeks it is. One temptations is the bet. In the meantime stop dreaming about gallows-fodder and polish your numbskull skills beause u will need it
rahulkorlipara : u will be punished u insolent porcupine. I will beat the shit out of you and don't beg for mercy because u ain't gonna get it u fat face . ihahahahahahahaaaaa
atheistbishop : I am the vanguard for blackguards like you, I am the cephalopod for rhizopods like I am here to avenge all teh defeats of miserables in the hands of heretic like you and From now you can sleep calmly no more U can breath easily no more coz Me the original will decimate u the aborigine
rahulkorlipara : dipsomaniacs seldom make good orators, vegetarians seldom make good cannibals, highwaymen seldom make good businessmen, nicompoops seldom make good Age of empires players. Dream on aborigine hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
rahulkorlipara : fancy dress fatimas ought to stick to fancy dresses not play age of empires with geniuses like me. U will lose like a trampled bougainvilla. It's written in the book of the aztecs.
atheistbishop : Lemme throw moujiks liek you under a rusted double decker in charminar, I will beat every anthracite into submission Goose caps dont deserve to live on teh face of this earth, I will have snowy take a bite out of every sea gehrkins bums,
rahulkorlipara : JAM
rahulkorlipara : Dream on harlequin. Miserable earthworms like youe were meant to be crushed under the heels of Savages like me. your doom is writtem and sealed. Die die die u anamorphic aardvark Die die die!!!!! ihahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
atheistbishop : Aztecs need to lie dead under teh south american mountains, since they lost the age of empires to the Incans like me. Stool pigeons have never been good players of Age of empires,
atheistbishop : all these fancy dress fascists who thot they conquered the world, with these nitwit ideas of victory have never come accross a formidable foe, these hooligans who like the Indian cricketers always won at home need an opponent like me
atheistbishop : JAM
rahulkorlipara : Precisely why u shouldn't be dreaming impossible dreams u novice. Accept the patronage of the great one (Me) and live in cowardly paranoia. Don't aspire to be what you aren't. Survive. Exist or u die. Dont's aspire to compete because u can't. abecedarians and flaming jack in the boxes shouldn't be thinking of venturing into domains that require the grey cells. Give up. give up. give up those fool's dreams
rahulkorlipara : JAM
rahulkorlipara : You've got balls child. Your testicular fortitude is commendable

(Still) Open Challenge to Balu : I can beat the stuffing out of you even today in Age of Empires/Age of Mythology. Dum hai tho aaaja maidan mein.
by ***** 10 Comments

May 18, 2005

Blogger dewdrop said:

Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles...LOL!

 

 

May 20, 2005

Blogger Atheistbishop said:

I would love to. It's just after I beat the crap out of you , I want to your room and see the look on your face and wait for the pathetic series of awesome sounding excuses from you.

Wouldnt you agree?

 

 

May 20, 2005

Blogger Rahul said:

Now Let us review some facts here:

Oct 30 2001 : Challenge made
Nov 14 2001 : Balu - NO SHOW
Dec 14 2001 : Balu - NO SHOW
Jan 14 2002 : Balu - NO SHOW
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Jun 14 2002 : Balu - NO SHOW
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Jan 14 2003 : Balu in hiding - NO SHOW
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Jan 14 2004 : Balu begins using his excuse list - NO SHOW
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Sometime between Jan 04 - Jun 04 : Balu makes 438 excuses. Complains he can't get online to play.
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Jun 2004 : Rahul gets Balu the game
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Dec 2004 : Balu - NO SHOW
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May 14 2005 : Balu - STILL NO SHOW. Conclusion by Rahul - Balu is Chicken. Post on Rahul's Blog.
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May 20 2005 : More clucking by Balu

 

 

May 20, 2005

Blogger dewdrop said:

alrite Balu, u gotta do something now. u cant let him get away with this!

 

 

May 23, 2005

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Looks like Atheistbishop will need God to beat you Rahul. Which is why he has been a No Show this long.

-
Z

 

 

May 24, 2005

Blogger Atheistbishop said:

As they said in the recent past:
Let the hostilities begin.

Psst...
Let me give you some initial concessions just to make it an even playing field:
1. I will use left hand everytime I swat down your army
2. I will go watch TV every 15 minutes and leave you to whatever you want in the game.
3. We would have to play a few games just so that you have enough options to say "that was just a trial, lets play again"
4. I can play your game for a few minutes.
5. I can play left handed whenever you say "switch!"

So is that a deal?

 

 

May 24, 2005

Blogger Rahul said:

I have only four words for you :

Show Up, Then Cluck.

 

 

May 25, 2005

Blogger Vikie said:

Hey Rahul....thanks for visiting my page. When are you coming for me and Vani :)

 

 

May 27, 2005

Anonymous Anonymous said:

lmao.
I have always liked 'fancy dress fatima' the best.
What amazed me was that u two went on for SO long... :-D
So, has it happened yet?

Non-Sensei

 

 

May 27, 2005

Blogger Rahul said:

Vikie: Absolutely at the earliest I can come.

Non-Sensei: T'was good fun. Would have been more fun if the match had happened too but what can one do...when the other.

 

 

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