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| May 01, 2005
, 12:54 AM |
It's just darn unfair I should deprive you of any amusing reading just because I am empty in the head for ideas/thoughts/inclination. So here is some more stuff other people said/wrote.
By Comedian George Carlin
Sometimes on a rainy day I sit around and weed the losers out of my address book.
Why do the Dutch people have two names for their country, Holland and the Netherlands, and neither one of them include the word Dutch?
My only Superstition: if you drop a spoon, a pig will offer to finance your next car.
A meltdown sounds like fun.
Like some kind of cheese sandwich.
Hard work is for people short on talent.
Recent polls reveal that some people have never been polled....Until recently.
Always do whatever's next.
People who should be phased out:
-Guys who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday."
-Guys who wink when they're kidding
-Guys who can juggle, but only a little bit
-People who know a lot of prayers by heart
-People who say, "Knock knock," when entering a room and, "Beep beep," when someone is in their path
-Atheletes and coaches who give more than one hundred percent
(Some additions by Rahul)
People who should be phased out:
-People who are so sweet it is impossible to be mean to them.
-Guys who say "We are pregnant" instead of saying "My wife is pregnant".
-Women who will place men under obligation with no scruples, just because they are women.
-People who exhort their employees to work harder and smarter by quoting out of context, out of date allegedly inpirational stuff from industry leaders.
-Guys who give speeches which lasts more than 7 and half minutes.
-Men who wear tight leather pants
-Hrithik Roshan
-People who invented Caramelized Apple Candy
-People who frame a t-shirt with a broom and call it modern art
-People who buy such alleged art for thousands of dollars
-People who do not wear deoderant
-People who use the phrase "Everything happens for a reason"
-Guys who say "Take a chill pill dude"
(I can't think of any more just now although there are plenty more....your additions to this list are welcome...please use the comments box to add) |
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May 02, 2005 
